Are you an asshole?
If you make fun of a sports team for 10 years and then when they suddenly do well, you jump on the bandwagon and act as if you’ve always been a fan… you are an asshole!
If you take up two parking spaces for one car… you are an asshole! (unless you have to get your wheelchair out of your car)
If you fart while passing in front of people in the movie theater… you are an asshole!
If you complain about the government, yet don’t vote… you are an asshole!
If you drive 50 mph in the far left lane on the highway and don’t notice all the cars backed up behind you… you are an asshole!
If you complain about the price of gas, yet drive a car that gets eight miles per gallon… you are an asshole!
If you commit a crime, get caught and sent to prison, but think it is unfair…you are an asshole!
If you watch 28 hours of television a week and then say that you don’t read because you don’t have time… you are an asshole!